Smiles, Everyone
Welcome to the aprilwinchell.com archives, where the uninspired lives side-by-side with the marginal!™
At one point in history, this is where I chronicled all of the profoundly uninteresting things I did with my life; from flashing the butcher at Gelson’s, to getting banned from KABC for trash-talking Bill O’Reilly. Yes, this used to be my playground, as Madonna once said, who like me, has also become old and tiresome.
Perhaps one day in the future, I will again upload humorous tales from my daily existence; going to physical therapy, crying in the kitchen or just misplacing the remote, only to realize I’m sitting on it. Honestly, just thinking about it leaves me winded.
But for now, I’m simply going to be refreshing my audio collections for you, as well as uploading and indexing way too many year of radio shows I did before our attention spans were throttled into ten second chunks by relentless Tik Toks of girls cutting their own bangs.
You may also notice the Regretsy archives in the nav bar, though that isn’t live at the moment, and I don’t know if it ever will be. Sometimes I think it would be interesting to see what passed for humor 12 years ago, and then I sober up and realize what a terrible idea that is. Check back periodically and maybe it will be there.
Lastly, there’s a link up there to something called thisisnotarealthing.com, which is a project I did last year for my own amusement. I think it’s great, and I laughed the whole time I was working on it. I may go back to it, but I also may just watch another Danny Gonzales video.
As always, I remain,
Ricardo Montalban